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Brunch like you dgaf. You deserve it. Get the most out of your brunch.
Don't talk to me, I'm aggressive brunching.
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When you inadvertently and/or hilariously offer oral (or bestiality, or the like) to your best friend via text, because, thanks to the crowdsourcing of language on UD, everything is a sexual euphemism now.
Me: Hey girl! :) Do you want to come over for Sunday brunch?
Julie: Whaa? You DO know what that means, don't you? You'd better check Urban Dictionary before you invite anyone to brunch again. LMFAO.
Julie: But yes, I'm free for brunch.
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To make something look or be more gay. The opposite of "butch it up."
Are you really wearing that to the Pride parade? Why don't you brunch it up a little with a bucket hat?
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Well paid gay man who enjoys dining with friends, often on weekend mornings after a night out.
That table of brunch lovers must have got an early start with the bottomless mimosas.
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"BGB" for short, this is a phenomenon which occurs generally on Sundays but may happen on a Saturday. It starts with the idea of cooking brunch, but balloons out of control with a mini-party of anywhere between 5-15 people in the kitchen cooking, blasting music and dancing. The actual food itself becomes a distraction as it's more important to be in the dance cage at this point drinking straight from the champagne bottle that was originally meant for classy mimosas. Most people call out of work the next day.
"Hey Chip, you heading over to Big Gay Brunch"? "Oh HELL no. Last week I didn't make it into work until Wednesday"
When basic bitches go for brunch. Foods of choice generally include mimosas, eggs benedict, and French toast with strawberries and whipped cream. A basic bitch brunch is not complete until at least one member of the group posts pictures of their food on social media outlets, including but not limited to Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat.
Basic bitch 1: Hey, do you want to go basic bitch brunching this weekend?
Basic bitch 2: Yaaaaas, I literally haven't been in forever!
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The act of maintaining an erection by masturbating with one hand and fondling your testicles with the other while performing oral sex on a woman.
Bro 1: Yo bro I heard you munched mad box last night.
Bro 2: Yeah dude I was down there for 20 minutes but I pulled the Lumberjack brunch munch to stay rock hard and I laid the Dong right after.