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An underated creepypasta about a man who would eat his victims.
Person 1: Can i eat yo-
Person 2: The only man who can actually eat me is Freddy Butcher.
Person 1: Is he that hot?
Person 2: No literaly, he is a cannibal
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The Kosher Butcher is the ultimate sexual experience in which begins with the aquisition of Kosher Hot Dogs. After the purchase is made the partner is found, remove clothing and engage in doggy style intercourse. With or without approval remove hot dogs from package and preceed to insert hot dogs in anal cavity one by one. Repeat this action until the female yelps "Oy Vey" and/or you run out of hot dogs. (Make sure you purchase good amount of hot dogs because it is rumored that the average female can go upwards of 12 hot dogs before she can even think of the phrase "Oy Vey"
John "The Kosher Butcher" Doe once kosher butchered a girl. While doing so the female was able to hold 15 hebrew national hot dogs before she yelped "Oy Vey"
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A gentleman who has a large amount of hair, especially in the pubic region.
"He was so hairy. A proper wooly butcher"
"I had a back, sack and crack cos i didn't want her to think i was a wooly butcher"
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A 'butcher's kiss' is a prank or revenge act a menstruating woman can play on her sleeping partner (or any other sleeping person).
The intention is to leave a bloody smear across the victim's face or body, which is the 'butcher's kiss', by direct contact with the labia. Extra props are given if the victim is not roused during the act. Further props are given if the victim is still unaware of the butcher's kiss while in public.
"I thought we were cool again, but as soon as I fell asleep she gave me a full-on butcher's kiss. When I woke up she was laughing at me with that asshole Bob. She'd taken pictures and put them online.
I swear, man, I can't live with my mom anymore."
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Part of an online scam technique (e.g. romance scam or Nigerian prince fraud). Refers to the process of fattening up a pig (in this context, means getting someone well and truly hooked) before killing it. Also a verb, to pig butcher someone.
From a crypto currency forum: “Anyone here fallen victim to pig butchering and willing to share details of how it happened?:
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a carpenter, especially an incompetent one (probably influenced by butcher, incompetent surgeon)
If that wood butcher comes to the door again, I'm gonna sue the pants off of him.
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