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Reverse calculator

Non-gendered sex position involving two people and when viewed upside down, both participants appear to be boobless.

They were engaged in the reverse calculator.

by Myprivateradio September 9, 2022


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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 9, 2024


Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.

"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"

by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016


calculator quality

grainy, low quality image, pixelated

This picture is calculator quality but I am still feeling myself!

by jus10k June 14, 2016


fortnite calculator

Being a fortnite calculator means you love fortnite skins and fortnite cosmetics and know when every cosmetic in fortnite was last seen in the item shop and their release dates

“Bro he’s a fortnite calculator he knows when the Travis Scott skin was last seen in the shop.”

by chowduh August 3, 2023


calculator

a god that can help you on a math test

kid 1 : i got a -5 on my math test
kid 2 : i got a 100 becasue of my calculator

by nani-uwu December 7, 2020


calculator

a tool that is often mistaken for a cell phone because of the number keypad

Person 1: Hey why does this phone have a square root button?
Person 2: That's a calculator! You can only use that to call people in your local area.

by exampleofperson'sname June 13, 2022