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California

1. Bad decision making, to the point of financial collapse
2. To declare bankruptcy
3. A complete misuse of resources, even while having more resources than others

Jerry, despite making $1 million a year, was so California, that he had to sell himself on the streets to make ends meet.

by Just the facts ma'am April 30, 2013

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California

A beautiful and diverse state who's literal meaning refers to a Paradise. It is harshly judged by people who either never lived here & base all their ideas about it from MTV reality shows,

OR

Have only visited the more priviledged areas of Southern California ie Orange County, Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, L.A, etc. If you choose to limit your visit to the rich area of ANY region, you're going to get snobs & fakes. COMMON SENSE people.

~Newsflash: L.A and San Francisco do NOT represent the whole state and are not the only worthwhile places here.

~We don't all drive Ferraris and freeload off our rich parents. We have POOR people too. You know Hollister? That is just some poor shitty town nowhere near a beach....all you out of staters wearing that stuff thinking it makes you a surfer and cool? It doesnt. It's just a brand that capitalizes off your ignorance.

California is NOT a gigantic beach. We dont all live near the beach . We don't all surf...hell I can't even swim.

All that said, we ARE a beautiful diverse state. And I'd rather be broke here than wealthy anywhere else.

Out-of-Stater: Californians are so fake and snobby and full of fruits
Californian: Well have you been to any part of California besides L.A or San Francisco?
Out-of-Stater: No
Californian: *punch*

by TrinityOfYonderParadise July 3, 2010

32๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


California

Cali for short. and everyone else is just jealous.

California (the place of Hollywood and) everything you wished you had.

by Lollapalooza March 18, 2005

977๐Ÿ‘ 517๐Ÿ‘Ž


California

-An extremely diverse state filled with pretty much anything and everything. You can go surfing, hang out in the mall, get robbed, and purchase a prostitute, all within 10-15 minutes.
-A place where the ghettos and the suburbs are a block away from each other.
-The birthplace of every single trend and fad ever made (white t-shirts, chuck taylors, pop-n-locking, gangsta rap, krumping, hyphy, Got Rice?, Hollister, and pornography just to name a few).
-Suprisingly home to many different people including gangbangers, hippies, emo kids, rich white people, and as well as rich white emo kids.
-The only state with the Terminator as its governor. Hell Yes!
-A state which everybody hates but gotsta see at least once.

California frickin rocks!

by EnjoiSkater February 26, 2008

89๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


California

A pretty good state that has (mostly) nice weather, lots of things to do, lots of people, and delicious taco shops.

It is often stereo-typed with what is seen on reality shows, like partying, bleached-blonde girls, plastic surgery, etc., but in reality, those are a meager percent of the population.

Non-Californian: Ew, California is really pathetic. There's 36D-Cup women partying all day, celebrities everywhere, and a million rich snobs!

Californian: Have you been watching reality television?

by Florida native December 21, 2008

45๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


California

Home . the most diverse and fun place on the earth (compared to other countries/states) . great beaches, attractive people, friendly people, LOADS of stuff to do, great amusement parks, great restaurants, has everything (the country, cities, suburbs, beaches, etc .) it has the best weather ever and not to mention it has a tons of songs named after it .
i.e; california by phantom planet, california by hawk nelson, etc .

mom; "i thought you were going to be back in a few weeks . why are you so early to come home from california ?"

daughter; "i went shopping, met the love of my life, went sunbathing, rode a roller coaster, went camping, and went snowboarding all in the same day !"

mom; "wow !"

by DaniCalifornia_ January 25, 2009

61๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


California

Greatest. Place. In. The. World.

what more to say. California has it all!


California. it says it all.

by sebastoin pequot March 2, 2007

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