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The act of passing your genitalia over the back of somebody's head who is sitting down.
AJ just gave Isaiah's afro an urban car wash.
When a man cums on another mans chest and then rubs his head in it in a circular fashion.
I still have jizz in my hair from giving Daniel a Norweigen car wash.
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when eating a girl out and the male sneezes on the girls pussy and then whipes it off.
My girlfriend was craving a mississippi car wash.
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When a man squats over a woman or a goat and has massive explosive diarrhea on her face. he then proceeds to use his cock to hose off her face.
" bob you want to come over to my house and give my goat a kenyan car wash"
"Sure, does your mom want one too"
" of course!"
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Occurs when shitting in a public toilet and receiving splashback.
Man! Talk about gross, I just took a huge shit in that gas station bathroom and got hit with the splashback! It's like running through a Quarter Car Wash!
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When you are fucking a girl while fingering her butt and realize there is shit on your finger and stick it in her mouth to clean the dookie off.
I stuck my finger in beckies ass and there was shit on it, so I had to give her a mexican car wash.
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A chick gets down on her knees and begins to crawl while surrounded by masturbating guys who cum all over as she goes by.
That dirty bitch needed to be cleaned up so we gave her a Venezuelan Car Wash.
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