Caramel tits is when you ask a gal for pictures of her tits smeared with whipped cream but shes out of whipped cream so she sends you a picture of caramel smeared on her tits with the name Caramel Tits.
You:Hay random girl can you give me some caramel tits?
Girl: Fuck it sure!
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When you ejaculate in a girls mouth then have her lick your anus as you proceed to have diarrhea in her mouth. This causes projectile vomiting that looks like caramel. Hence the name, caramel blast.
That chick passed out after I gave her a caramel blast.
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When you have to balance your mood perfectly with a reply that doesnβt come off too salty or sweet because you are a little of both. You mean to convey a feeling of βIβm annoyed at youβ but βI care about youβ in one response.
Make sure your response is salted caramel.
Examples; βIβm sure you had a lot going on yesterday which is why you didnβt reply to my textβ
βI saw you last night but you looked like you were having too good a time to notice meβ
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Hey dude, I left a bowl of caramel popcorn in the bathroom for you.
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A sexual scenario when you shove an apple up a womans bunghole, then shove it in and out repeatedly. you then take the shit covered apple out of the bunghole and proceed to munch on it until the core is left. muy delicioso...
i quietly shoved the apple up carries wide bunghole, she was unsuspecting but ended up enjoying it when we both munched on it for a nice midnight snack. :) Yum! Caramel Apple!
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The leakage from your anus when you drink too much Folgers flavored coffee.
Oh man, stay away from the Folgers flavored k-cups! I just filed my pants with caramel drizzle...
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Origin: Six Months to Live on Channel101.com. A fantastical ass made of sweet confection that would theoretically cause everyone to fall in love with the owner, would solve problems, and can enable one to fly.
I don't need a caramel ass when I've got friends like you.
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