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When you fuck a rich dude and feed him to a tiger.
I totally fuckin caroled him.
Or as in I wish someone would fuckin carol you.
to change someones screen-saver.
The trend started by a group of office workers who changed eachother´s screen saver images to that of 80´s singer Carol Decker.
´we just totally carol deckered that guy´
´did you carol decker me while i was in the bathroom´
a lady who likes to be awkward. Awkward is just her passion. She is eye candy to her hubby Mike, but aparently Sunny Colour is also eye candy to Mike, I mean after all, Sunny and Mike DID have 6 kids together. Joan Of also tends to get bit by raging, rope-breaking pit bulls. She is also a master at the sign language for Awkwardness. She also tends to favor dogs. Even if one dog (shannon) is waaayyy cuter then the other (oliver). But you know what? IM NOT GONNA LIE. So, you can just bring it.
Hey, Whats goin on? i like to party!
oh she is such a Joan Of!
Joan Of Carol
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(n.) a woman who killed her husband.
carole baskin killed her husband, whacked him. can’t convince me that it didn’t happen.
Carol Wadeie is what you would call a psycho rat from Egypt. She is very scary and loves Nutella. She will hit you with a shoe or her hair and will tell you off anytime of day. She loves to flex her fridge and if you steal her airpods you are in mortal danger. She will insult you then feel bad.
Person 1: Can I have some Nutella
Carol Wadeie: No you can’t rat!
Person 1: Aw okay...
Carol Wadeie: Well, now I feel bad
One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.
*ding dong!*
Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!
Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!
Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!
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Caroling an unexpected song with lots of energy. The song does not have to be a Christmas song as long as your caroling and jumping around.
Aggressive Caroling Crowd singing:
1) "You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why... CAUSE I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
2) (Bells jingling followed by) "OH SH**, SHAKE DAT ASS MA, MOVE IT LIKE A GYPSY, STOP, WHOA, BACK IT UP, NOW LET ME SEE YOUR HIPS SWING!"
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