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That guy is an organ carpenter. He widdles fake dicks out of wood
A sexual act of announcing “this is how we did it in Allentown” while shaking your penis before entering a hole.
I gave my girl the shaky carpenter last night.
Kayla is a Dirty Carpenter. She salts Paige's butthole
Kayla is such a Dirty Carpenter. She loves to salt Paige's butthole.
Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.
Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy
He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
A type of person that worked back stage at a festival once and now thinks they're a certified
Carpenter
I really don't want to take him on, he's a festival carpenter and will be a pain in the arse thinking he knows it all and not listening
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This is a "high school" term for a girl or woman who is flat as a board and easy to nail.
"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"