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happens when you realize ya dicks so long you could quintuple knot it and still have anough to sell to the local pharmacy
Man 1 bro i think ive got carpenter’s laugh
Man 2 *dies*
when you strip down naked and send guys nudes in order to sell drugs
“yo bro I think my drug dealer Noah is a naughty carpenter”
best chili maker, creator of the catapult in nj, world famous pantie model, inventor of the nuclear bomb, and the greatest teacher of all time.
Mr carpenter won’t stop slaying, hes making everyone jealous.
Don’t cry, everyone is madly in love with mr Carpenter.
When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.
I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.
OMG! Have you seen her?? She is fucking steaming!! Her ass, tits, and everything in between is smoltering!
"Wow, I wonder what Sabrina Carpenter can do with that mouth!"
Timothy: Yo, I saw Sabrina Carpenter in concert and she looks like Barbie..
Paul: Did you watch her concert or did you youtube her concert?
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When you tie her down and force her to wear a blonde wig, fill a condom up with cum and mayo and freeze it then enter it in her anus while you enter a condom full of her period blood in yours then when said liquids melt you bath in mixture of them to slow jazz while your aunt fingers her and suxks you off in the florescent moonlight
she wants me to sabrina carpenter her
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