Carpet Ass

Someone with a really hairy ass and that you can't see skin for the obstruction of hair.

If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!

Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!

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Carpet Burn

A bruise/wound that develops after having intensive sex on a carpet. Usually on the back, knees or elbows.

I'm getting carpet burn on my back. Quick, flip me over said Charlotte.

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Carpet Waltzing

One who paces back and forth.
Someone Pacing the floor.

My Husband was up all night last night, carpet waltzing.

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carpet eater

someone that eats pussy

i am a carpet eater

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carpet carrier

somebody who walks like they have carpets under both of there arms. There elbows tenced to the sides and there fore arms pointed streight to the floor.

1: "Look at how Bycroft walks, he looks like he's carrying carpets"

2: "Why does Dave walk like ten men?"
"Dunno mate, looks like he's carpet carry'in"

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Carpet Munching

cunilingus, eating pussy

He enjoys carpet munching

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Carpet Surfing

car·pet surf·ing

verb

ˈkärpit-sərfiNG/

:The act of vigoursly searching, scavenging, and/or unearthing one's carpet in hopes of finding something of profound interest; usually followed by the immediate consumption of said interest:

These interests can include, but are not limited to: candy, cookies, various other foods, and drugs

Person A: "Oh no! I dropped all this "candy" on the floor. What are we gonna do?"

Person B: "I hope you brought your surfboard bro. Cause, we're going carpet surfing!"

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