cd-i

Widely considered one of (if not the) worst console(s) of all time, even surpassing systems like the Sega CD, 32X and 3DO, which each had at least 1 decent game each.

Its most (in)famous games included the Nintendo-licensed Zelda games Faces of Evil/Wand of Gamelon/Zelda's Adventure, along with Hotel Mario.

Interestingly, the CD-i would live on to finally entertain people (in a way) about a decade and a half after its release, when the Youtube Poop fad (which is heavily rooted in the horrendously bad, yet hilarious, Nintendo FMVs).

Notable cd-i game quotes:

"Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?"

"There is no time, your sword is enough!"

"You DARE bring light into my lair? YOU MUST DIE?!!!"

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Nickelback CD

A Frisbee that looks like a CD.

What are you doing with that Nickelback CD?! Do not put that in my car! throw it.

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Sonic CD

Sonic CD is a 1993 platforming game in the Sonic series released for the Sega CD. You play as Sonic the Hedgehog as he attempts to foil Dr. Eggman's plans to take over the game's setting, Little Planet. The game has a time travel mechanic, where Sonic can run past signposts that say "Past" or "Future", and then travel back or forwards in time if he continues to maintain speed.

This game is also notable for introducing two Sonic series mainstays, Amy Rose and Metal Sonic. Both of these characters appear in Sonic games even to this day

Sonic CD is a pretty solid game, dude!

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CD Player

1. An electronic device used to play compact discs.
2. An endangered species of electronics that will soon be wiped out by the evil mp3 poachers.
3. The preferred musical player of real hardXkore kids, indie kids, and metalheads.

"The mp3 poachers are raping our CD land! They are putting out shitty, low-quality music to appeal to the iPod generation! Dedicated music fans are being gunned down in the streets by scene whores! They know not the joy of owning a CD. They know not the joy of having a respectably high-quality piece of music ringing through your ears. If an mp3 whore approaches you, do not fear! Hold your CD player high and deliver a coup de grâce to the mother fucker's head! Unleash thy 5-inch-compapct-disk-of-fury! YOU ARE THE LIZARD KING!"

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eating cds

When an artist or group sounds exactly like or better than the professional, studio recording of a track. It is especially complimentary because studio tracks have often been mixed and/or edited to sound better.

Every live performance of Adele’s sounds like she’s been eating CDs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

CD Baby

Cd baby is a baby that was birthed by a virgin, who doesn't want the baby and ships it to THE FACTORY where they are materialised and re modeled into The CD-baby . This is how they are brought into existence from factory work... an African man is kidnapped and taken into custody where we blindfold him and spoon his eyeballs out the removing his magnum dong and use it to widen the baby with the large wet bloody magnum dong. After this we go to the homeless shelter and steal a dog then we later tie it down and rend its ankles with an axe, we then dethatch the babies legs and replace them with the dogs legs. After all is said and done we use what is left from the magnum dong and the large rending testicle axe to surgically remove the head and replace it with a cyborg head powered by a Muslim penguins foreskin and don't worry our Muslim penguins are trapped in the sex dungeon layer of the Cum Zone for some extra please for the boys. They are fed Jewish sea cucumber semen. The babies heart is then replaced with a Norwegian troll toe only found in the deserts of Norwegia. After all is done we wire the Cd-baby to be child friendly. The 3 featured modes on the CD baby include the all new 'rape and escape' the well known and used 'dump your load and hit the road' and the legendary OG 'CUM AND RUN' made for only the best tru CD baby loving die hard Muslim.

bob says "woah cunt you fucken mado is that the new generation C450B21 model CD-Baby Sick bruhhhh lemme have a fucken try you wont"

Bogny says " ey babe I just got this new fucken sex toy for us to fucken try babe, Its the CD-Baby 9/11lolibon edition"

jihonuri says" Watashi wa o shiri de kono fucken no akachan o fakku shimasu soreha smolcok ni totemo yoidesu watashi wa watashi no Surabu no yūjin mikhael to bontingalio ni susumemasu"

english version of Jihonuri "i fuck this fucken baby in ass it is tight very good for smol cok i reccomend to my slavic friends mikhael and bontingalio" (thank me later)

a CD Baby is a cyborg mini fuck doll

CD Player

since they are no longer used thanks to those DAMNED mp3 players, let me give you a breakdown of the now extinct CD Player

before the iPods and Gigabeats existied there was an electronic device which required batteries and played CD's or Compact Discs(round shiny plastic objects that contained music tracks)called a CD player

they were quite big and werent very portable, so they werent purchased a whole lot. sadly, the CD player suffered a quick and silent death in 1999 once MP3 players started to become famous. compact discs are also on the verge of death thanks to napster and limewire

me: i just got a new sony Walkman CD player

you: d00d, CD players are sooooooooooo 1998

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