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A British rapper/drill artist who has a large following, making songs such as Day in the Life, Loading and Obsessed with You. Due to his large following, people have brought across the opinion of him being “the best drill artist of this generation”
“Did you hear that new Central Cee song?”
“Yeah, it’s class”
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A school in where the ninth grade is filled with cartoony ass motherfuckers. There's dream stans, basic white bitches, incels, shitty athletes, it's an all around shithole.
"My dream in life is to drop out of Valley Central."
A reference to any physical location where unstable nutjobs tend to gather such as mental health treatment facilities or the U.S. Capitol Building where Congress convenes.
All of the U.S. Representatives like Greene, Boebert and Goetz have only underscored what many of us have known for a long time and that is how the U.S. Capitol Building, AKA Wacko Central, attracts con artists and otherwise unaccomplished losers who know how to sell themselves to the American people.
Anywhere a sausage party is taking place. Namely anywhere the number of guys far exceeds the number of women.
Man, That place is sausage-central. There ain't one chick anywhere.
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The best part of New Jersey. No other part of Jersey can prove to be as good as us, no matter how much they try. They may try to be lame and claim that Central is just what North or South doesn't want, but we're too good for your ass. It's the only place in Jersey where:
1. Every highway known to man WILL take you home. You're *never lost*
2. We call the park Great Adventure, NOT Six Flags. THERE'S MORE THAN ONE SIX FLAGS! (And more than six...ass)
3. Close to everything! NYC, close. Philly, close. Shore? Close. Forest? Close. Mountains? Close. Every-damn-thing! Close!
4. Central Jersey will be home to the world's tallest AND fastest roller coaster come spring 2005, Kingda Ka at Great Adventure.
5. No North Jersey oil refinery on the Turnpike smell
Why the hell did a Wawa move here? Don't they realise that this is Central Jersey? Who wants that South Jersey store?
ignant person- OH MY GOD...WE'RE LOST! How 'o how will we ever get home!
Central Jerseyan- Pick a highway.
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Awesome most of the time:
Daily Show: the only reliable mainstream news source on tv(on print it's the onion duh!); it takes punches at both the right and the left, but considering most self-labeling "conservatives" are dumbasses these days, they leave themselves wide open for more shots, thus the satire of neo-condoms are hilarious (even my ignorant neo-con friends love it and the station)
South Park: Shocking, awesome, and re-inventing itself
Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn: Douche Bag who won't shut up and give other people a chance to rationally express their opinions
Reno 911, Crank Yankers, usually whatever the newest show is: funny for the first five minutes you ever saw them, then crap crap boring crap
Dave Attell: ok, always finds something crazy and worthwhile in every town
Dave Chappell: Kick ass satire. I never thought I'd see a blind black kkk member. Proves just how dumb racism is. Anyways the shit, just make more new episodes for prince's sake!
Mad tv: This show is boring; the characters are just dumb; they suck
Kids in the hall: Best Comedy Show ever!!! BRING IT BACK!!! AWESOME
Anyways that about sums it up.
did you see the daily show last night, (insert guest) was on last night?
yeah amazing, john stewart is the shit.
Yeah I totally watch that instead of the simpsons considering I've seen them all about 40 times; after the daily show I watch adult swim or vh1
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someone who watches the entire Star Wars Trilogy instead of finishing his/HER paper.
someone who wishes someone else would make a movie about JEDI NINJA.
OMG Vicki*, you're like totally NERD-central!
*name chosen in random
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