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A very handsome and cute man. He has a ball in his arm because he is very strong and has an imaginary gilfriend called Margareth. Cesar always streals his friends´school material. He is famous thanks to his twitch community.
Ma hecho la del Cesar Gimeno
Cesaaaar Gimenoooo give me back my glasses, I can´t see without them.
Cesar Gimeno de las Torres de Serrano please don´t be so stong, u intimidate me
When a man offers to give a girl an oil massage, then excuses himself to the bathroom, where he jerks off in his hand instead, and uses that. Then after said massage, he spoons her for the rest of the night.
She was so ugly, I couldn't bear to look at her face, So I gave her a Sleazy Cesar!
An introvert, chubby weeaboo with a microscopic penis
Jesus:Yo yo see that kid over there with the red shirt.
Random Guy:Yeah that guy must be a little cesar
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Solution to behaviour defect in girls who quit in the middle of a BJ. Simply by tapping the bottom of their chin or punching the jugular.
Chase:"She stopped while she was giving me a BJ, so I Cesar Millan'd her ass and told her to get back to work!"
Said:"Grande."
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the best fucking thing in the fucking world you have no fucking idea acid the universe is like their thing like they are the universe they are also god like dennis lol jk separation leads to chaos but when together anything can happen like they basically are one with eachother and they love eachother so fucking much they cry together all the time and they have a cat together that is their son, have given birth to 3 cats, milksteak, theyre really cool lol like they look really cute together when they walk and their lives are Mgmt oracular spectacular and the strokes is this it, they are also crystal castles as fuck, u srsly can not fuck with this couple cus they are the most sacredest and holiest of all in the universe, they hang out in dreams and make their dreams come true brooo lol ,twinflames udek lol and a lot of trippy shit happens to them and they fuck all the time lol also they do acid lol
"bro csr and lupe are cool"
"bro lupe and cesar are on a DIFFerent tip!!!"
"cesar and lupe lol"
"dude cesar and lupe are tripping balls rn lol"
"brooo cesar and lupe are so FUCKING perfect broooo"
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Cesar, is not god, is not awesome, is not cool. He doesn't have a dick (sorry bro) and he says he does. He is just a sarcastic being who is very, very, mean but still your friend because he relates to you .-.
cesar My dick makes girl squirt (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
me you don't fucking have one
cesar ........
cesar how would you know *insert more Lenny faces*
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Ashely and Cesar are the best couple in the universe. Cesar loves Ashley and Ashley loves him, PERIODT. They are like the football player and cheerleader couple. the cutest couple on earth THEY ARE BOTH TO FUCKING PERFECT ITS AMAZING!!
Omg Ashley And Cesar Are So Fucking Cute Together I Can’t Evennnnn!
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