Karma Chameleon

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I didn’t know you where such a Karma Chameleon, Damian!

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[fart chameleon]

(1) noun. in an operational sense, one whose flatulence actually closely mimics the olfactory properties of another's flatulence

(2) noun. in a social sense, one who takes on the characteristics of the clique, in which he/she seeks to belong

Usage 1:

Bro 1: "Brah, did you fart or was that me?"

Bro 2: "There's no way to tell, you're a fart chameleon."


Usage 2:

Bro 1: "Brah, I don't get it, in high school she was a goody-two-shoes, then she gets into college, ditches her old friends, and becomes a drunken slam pig. What gives?"

Bro 2: "It's simple brah, she's a fart chameleon."

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chameleon singer

Someone who tends to change their voice when singing to reflect that of the original singer.

Person 1: When Tom sings "Gravity" he actually kinda sounds like John Mayer
Person 2: Yeah he's a chameleon singer

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relationship chameleon

When a man or woman changes interests, likes and hobbies to accommodate with the current person they are in a relationship with. These interests, likes and hobbies often change to accommodate with whomever they date.

My friend used to like rap music when she dated Tom but now that she is dating Richard she only listens to country. She is such a relationship chameleon.

Stacy would have never thought to gut a fish before dating Pete.

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chameleon emu

an emu which can change colours to suit its surrondings

an emu with a lightning fast toung that can grab small dogs and cats

a normal emu with a funky name

the chameleon emu at the Toronto zoo

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ethnic chameleon

Someone who can look like different ethnicities at different times. Like the gold and white dress. Or the black and blue dress.

Man I thought Nick Denbeigh was black. But he looks white in that photo! He's a total ethnic chameleon.

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sexual chameleon

someone, sometimes bisexual, who swaps both between being a bottom and a top and between submissive and dominant
someone who is both a verse and a switch

John’s a total sexual chameleon, he went from being a service top to a power bottom in one night!

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