chance evans

an incredible guy with a huge heart of gold. Chance Evans's are always down to have fun and dont like to express their emotions often. Sometimes they are very mysterious so you never know what they are thinking. Chance Evans is a guy who learns from their mistakes. He doesn't have a cocky or big headed personality making Chance's fun to be around. Chance Evans have their own opinion and a lover of music. They are tall and a great lover as well. Chance's are very sexy and are HILARIOUS. Chance's are a gentle giant and give the best lovin around! Chance's are really sweet and swift as a ninja. They also hate tomatoes and are in love with sushi and southern favorites. He respects you if you respect him. I love him so much and means so much to me.

Person 1: Yo dawg, whos dat fly guy over der?

Person 2: Why thats Chance Evans!!

Person 1: Is he chill?

Person 2: Helll yeaaah! ;)

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Outside Chance

A small probability, but a conceiveable one. Not used when speaking of something far-fetched.

Konerko has an outside chance of hitting 40 again.

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Dirty Chance

While naked in bed and trying to fall asleep, your'e not quite sure if you've farted or sharted, but you're too tired to care. The next morning, you wake up with feces, and your sheet, dried firmly to your ass

I woke up this morning with a Dirty Chance pasted to my balloon knot. I ran around the room like Superman, trotting and giggling.

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a ghost of a chance

a bad pun used in some animes where ghosts are in/mentioned in an episode

From Yu-Gi-Oh!
"It's me Kaiba, and this time you don't stand, a ghost of a chance!"
"Yugi. You don't stand a ghost of a chance against your next opponent because this time, he is a ghost!"
"I'm afraid you don't stand a ghost of a chance in a duel against me!"

From Pokemon
"Hey girl! You can't take him! You haven't got a ghost of a chance!"

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no chance Lance

The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.

"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"

The Polish Chance

To momentarily play below one's skill level (allowing the opposition a chance to catch up) before mercilessly delivering the crushing defeat.

Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance by allowing him to score a few goals.

Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance with the girl he is talking to, but will emerge from the night as the victor.

no chance to survive

Usually what happens when:

1.Somebody sets you up the bomb
2.It's Cats, and all your base are belongs to him
3. Cats advises that you make your time

And usually leads to:
4. The Captain declaring that you move all ZIG "for great justice"
5. The Captain assumes that "you know what you doing..."

And if you survive, you get congradulation.

See:
make your time, aybabtu

"You have no chance to survive make your time..."

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