chip

To have sex with. To beat somebody up.

"Did you chip dat last nite?"
"I chipped dat nigga who stole ma cheese."

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chips

small and pointy black titties.

Jeff: That hooker has some problems!
Bob: Yeah, talk about some chips, for god's sake!

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chip chop chip

1. To command a person to do something at a very rapid pace.
2. To hurry. To go very fast.
3. To be performed in a manner of extreme urgency.

"I want you to bring the pizza to my house chip chop chip."

"Get you ass over here chip chop chip."

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chip

1. (n) A crunchy snack food, traditionally made from potato slices but sometimes made with tortilla.
2. (n) In golf, a chip shot is a high arcing, short shot that is used to hit the ball over sand traps and to get the ball on to a green that is higher than the player's current position. Comparable to a lob, usually performed with a pitching wedge.
3. (v) To perform a chip shot in golf.
4. (n) A computer component also used in (usually Japanese) car engines.

1. Pringles are the best brand of chip.
2. That was a beautiful chip up the hill on to the green!
3. I'll have to chip this one over the sand.
4. I just put a chip in my civic and upped the horsepower to 60!

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CHiPs

Very inexpensive, costs little money. Coined by David Dickinson - orange bastard.

"Wow, this moose is cheap as chips"

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chips

A girl who shags around; like chips (UK usage), she goes with anything. cf. Duke of York.

Chips has done the entire rugby team -she goes with anything!

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Chip

A name widely used in America, usually by idiot parents to name their somewhat more stupid sons. They are usually spoiled rotten, as often they are the only son and heir to their father's shotgun collection.

With a brain cell count that is the same as the amount of letters used for their name, they usually struggle with the most basic of spellings such as "USB" and end every sentence they speak with the word "Y'all."

"Shut up Chip, you god damn idiot!"

Tech Support: "Now plug the cable into the USB port."
Chip: "CABLE DUN FIT IN MAH PIG. NOW IT'S SQUEALIN' AN' RUNNIN' AROUND THA' HOUSE!"

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