A group of hillbillies singing a cheesy rock song in unison.
Danny's wedding was beautiful. We formed a Kentucky Choir and sang "Kiss From A Rose"
A place where you are forced to be perfect by being enslaved in the cult of inspiring and changing lives through music.
Ms Hanson: What is the mission of the Chicago Children’s Choir?
Everyone at the same time: to inspire and change lives through music
When a choir kid has an allegiance to their section and will literally cry for hours if they are moved.
Director: Hey Charlotte
Charlotte: wat
Director: i’m gonna need to move you to alto 1
Charlotte: no I’m a soprano 1
Director: I know but I need you to sing alto 1
Charlotte: *cries*
Director: choir sectionalism, no one ever wants to move
A place that is very welcoming and fun and cool. The Best in the world where there and kind people and nice. You will never want to leave there. The best place when you are sad and YOU SHOULD JOIN!
Have you heard about the TJC Choir? They are so awesome and we should join now!
Sister Joy needs to stop eating cabbage or join a Pentecostal congregation, she was really clapping with the choir last Sunday.
Taking a poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 1:I have choir practice
Guy 2:You know choir practice just means going poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 3: I can McPoop wherever I McWant, McBitch
When someone sings so well that that your physical attraction to them intensifies and they suddenly appear 1000x more attractive than before.
Oh my god. His voice is like rich dark chocolate. I never thought I'd ever be attracted to him, but with a voice like that I've got major Choir Goggles for him. He's so sexy.