Clapping with the Choir

Farting in church.

Sister Joy needs to stop eating cabbage or join a Pentecostal congregation, she was really clapping with the choir last Sunday.

Kentucky Choir

A group of hillbillies singing a cheesy rock song in unison.

Danny's wedding was beautiful. We formed a Kentucky Choir and sang "Kiss From A Rose"

Choir sectionalism

When a choir kid has an allegiance to their section and will literally cry for hours if they are moved.

Director: Hey Charlotte
Charlotte: wat
Director: i’m gonna need to move you to alto 1
Charlotte: no I’m a soprano 1
Director: I know but I need you to sing alto 1
Charlotte: *cries*
Director: choir sectionalism, no one ever wants to move

Choir King

An absolute LEGEND of a man who understands that REAL MEN SING. Can typically be found making godlike harmonies as he steals yo girl.

Chad sings beautifully in his men’s choir and is an absolute CHOIR KING 🤴

Fart choir

A once a year occurance in which people at an Italian dinner restaurant will be forced to fart in tune and create micheal Jackson tunes.

It smells like shit, must be a fart choir

Kid in choir

Doesn’t really know to much of music and is only there to skip school

Dude: oh so your a choir kid?

Girl: no just a kid in choir

Choir Practice

Taking a poop in the McDonald's bathroom

Guy 1:I have choir practice
Guy 2:You know choir practice just means going poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 3: I can McPoop wherever I McWant, McBitch