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The act of simultaneously pulling anal beads out of your lover's ass and shoving them down your throat
Guy 1: She wanted anal last night so I gave her a Florida choo choo train
Guy 2: I've always dreamed of doing that
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A group sex activity where four males use their penises to form a cross around a female's breasts and the female uses her feet, mouth, and one ear to stimulate male ejaculation from all four parties.
Carolee: How drunk was I last night?
Collin: You, me, and three of my buds all got into an 88 Choo-Choo Train, it was awesome.
Carolee: Is that why my ear hurts?
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1)When you take a shit on someones face and then stomp the hell out of their face with some old shoes while the shit is still on their face.
"That dude was talking shit so I gave him a Chattanooga Steamer!"
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The act of defecating on ones chest while wearing a conductors hat and having them yell "CHOO CHOO" while strangling ones throat and having ones canine observe.
John and I were making love when I suddenly felt a warm substance on my chest and I heard him yell "CHOO CHOO"!! I think he just performed a "Chocolate Choo Choo Train" because he was wearing his conductors hat and he made my dog Nibbles stay in the room.
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When a female acts as if she is too good to show a male, who shows interest in her, any attention.
Look at that chick over by the bar. I tried to talk to her, but she was acting choo-choozy, like she's too good to talk.
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The noise you make when you sneeze.
Person: Ah-choo! *sniff* sorry, I got a bad cold.
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The act of oathing a Platinum Angel into play during your upkeep with Oath of Druids, followed by the main phase casting of Diplomatic Immunity.
Magic The Gathering Card Game- Vintage 101
During his upkeep Sean put cards from his library into his graveyard until he revealed a Platinum Angel. During his main phase he announced the casting of Diplomatic Immunity. His opponent realized there wasnt much he could do and conceded the game. Sean then stated. "You have just been a victim of the Choo Choo Trolly!"
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