Cider sprinkler

Someone who constantly needs to urinate while drinking cider.

Paddy "Yeah hold my strongbow will you mate, i need to use the loo again"

Mark "You cider sprinkler"

Paddy "Actually nevermind mate i'm all done"

(slip)

cider barge

A “Cider Barge” is a Bristolian term for the large local woman you wake up with after a particularly hard drinking session.

Amongst mates at the pub: Harry: "Stan, that pub last night was great, but the cider gave me a stinking hangover..."

.. pause ... Stan: "Well, I got hit by a cider barge..." Harry: ".... You'll need this, then. Drink up."

cider drinker

absolute faggot bimbo

leron is a cider drinker
(chubby chaser)

apple cider

your best friend's crush's cum.

"Just tell him you want to make apple cider sometime."

Lucifer's Cider

The hellish combination of instant powdered hot apple cider mix and "Bling Bling" Blue Raspberry Mad Dog 20/20.

"Sorry I'm late for Jazzercise, I was up all night getting shit-housed on Lucifer's Cider. That shit packs a wallop."

Poonado Cider

A huge nasty diharrhea

"Mom I made a huge poonado cider in the toilet"

In the Cider

Drunk on hard apple cider, usually posed as a question. Can be used for just drunk.

Patrick: *stumbles down the stairs*
James: Patrick, have you been In the cider?