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The girl who arrives uninvited in her best slut wear at any and all of your social functions to shamelessly throw herself at your male friends and later puke all over the host's bathroom. She never has anything interesting to say and is generally a pain in the ass.
Did you hear what happened at that party? She is not a classy bitch.
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A classy woman who is very much a sex siren. Typically dresses stylish but outwardly conservative until you look closely. She will be coordinated and nicely accessorized head to toe. Typically wearing high heels, a skirt or dress just long enough to pass as acceptable for the corporate world, yet still demands a man's full attention. Her top will be unbuttoned one button too many and you are likely to catch a glance of a stocking top as she sits or exits a car. She knows men are looking and longing for her, but appears to care less as she goes about her business.
I was on a flight from LA to Vegas last week, this Classy Siren sat next to me on the flight. She crossed her legs revealing lace topped thigh highs and black garters, and then as she bent down to retrieve her laptop in flight I saw her matching black bra; what a Classy Siren!
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/ˈklæsi-ˈkæθi/
An unreliable older white woman full of empty promises. Blinded by her privilege and an unsatisfied need to feel useful in the world, a Classy Cathy (also known less ironically as “Clueless Cathy”) experiences euphoria when offering personal resources to those in need, but will ultimately be overwhelmed by fear of losing control and perceived scarcity mode to cancel her contract/generosity last minute. The term “Classy Cathy” is considered an updated and culturally sensitive replacement for “Indian giver”.
Her: “It’s so hot out and you look thirsty, here -have my extra jug of water”
Stranger: “Wow thanks, this will really help me get through the day with good health”
Her (5 minutes later): Hello again, I’ve decided I’m not comfortable with you having my water because I’m afraid I might be thirsty in the future and now I need you to return it.”
Stranger: “NO WAY, Classy Cathy.”
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An un-circumcized penis.
David, and I have "classy dicks," they are wearing suits.
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when you take a shit on the toilet with your legs crossed while smoking a cigarette and a drinking a glass of wine... now that's the classy deuce.
when you take a shit on the toilet with your legs crossed while smoking a cigarette and a drinking a glass of wine... now that's the classy deuce.
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A slut who has tactic and knows the line between a whore and a slut. She may have no pants parties where she wears a shirt as a dress, but she keeps it classy and still leaves things a mystery. She doesn't get pregnant and keeps sexual activities classy by not touching a man's reproductive organs with her hands or mouth. She keeps herself mysterious and lures in men with simple flirting and does not throw herself all over a man and does not act desperate. A classy slut may resemble a woman vampire.
"Jill has the men coming after her, she is such a classy slut, unlike her friend Jackie who is more on the bro hoe side."
"That girl's dress is so skanky!"
"Yeah, she needs to be more like Jill and keep it classy."
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A skank with hand herpes who is respectful enough to wear classy gloves to cover it
Damn Girl you look good take off those gloves and give me a handjob
Ok *takes off gloves*
Ewwww Hand herpes you classy skank you
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