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(n) After you take a shit you inspect the TP and notice that it is still clean.
Kyle was quite elated after experiencing a clean catch as he only had enough toilet paper for one swipe of his crack.
Mr. Clean: A sexy bald man that i’d love to smell, with that shiny bald head he can attract everyone and everything in a 200 mile radius, not only that but Mr. Clean will make your house shine almost as much as his sexy bald head.
I would spend millions just to sniff him and you would too, he also makes great cleaning products.
My Friend: “Man, my house is so dirty.”
Me: “You should get some Mr. Clean (sexiest man ever) products, they help so much!”
(v.) Of a male: attempting to remove feces streaks from the bowl of a toilet by aiming urine within close proximity.
(n.) The act of said action.
A: I just WRECKED on that toilet, man!
B: Yeah I know, I had to stream clean the shit out of it 'cause Jenny was next in line.
George: What took you so long?
Willy: I was just cleaning the rifle.
To be totally honest about something.
Friend #1: "I'mma come clean; I let Shonda with the blonde hair stick her finger in my butt while she was giving me head."
Friend #2: "TMI bro. TMI."
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Means to masturbate, only applies to men.
Time to go clean the rifle...i mean masturbate
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To rub ones penis(usually during masturbation) which looks as if said one is cleaning a bong(device used to smoke drugs) until said one ejaculates.
Did you see Joey cleaning the bong over Megan last night.
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