climb a tree house

to smoke sum weed.

yo mane im bout to go climb a tree house.. wanana come wit?

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Climbing the apple tree

like "climbing the mango tree" but for women; masterbation for women

girl 1: "i squirted after climbing the apple tree last night"

girl 2: "OMG howd u climb?

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climb the daddy mountain

there really is no defining. If you are here, good chances your mind is twisted and can figure it out. If not, phone a friend.

Upon his return from a long trip away, she was ready to climb the daddy mountain

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climb her ladder

similar to "climb him like a tree" except only for my sapphic ladies out there. literally has nothing to do with ladders but hey, i didn't go to college. long story short it's 😏✂️

damn she's cute. i'd like to climb her ladder

Climb my Everest

A euphemism for climbing and riding my dick.

Him: Hey, wanna climb my Everest tonight?

Her: only if I get a reward and I reach the tip ;)

Climbing Mount Improbable

Climbing Mount Improbable is best described in the Hymn to Evolution by C.S. Lewis:

Lead us, Evolution, lead us

Up the future's endless stair:

Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.

For stagnation is despair:

Groping, guessing, yet progressing,

Lead us nobody knows where.

Wrong or justice in the present,

Joy or sorrow, what are they

While there's always jam to-morrow,

While we tread the onward way?

Never knowing where we're going,

We can never go astray.

Never knowing where we're going, we can never go astray pretty much sums up the whole concept of Climbing Mount Improbable.

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climb him like a tree

Slang indicating that a man is very tall in addition to being attractive, implying that to have sex with him, one would need to climb him first.

Have you seen that hot new intern? I'm going to climb him like a tree.

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