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To prevent one using one's cock in the manner that one desires.
Neutering Antoine, the cute cute cat, was the ULTIMATE cock block.
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An action hindering another person's progress. Commonly referenced as a sexually related progress but not exclusively related to just sexual affairs. From the European native art of cock-blocking. "Kalk-block"
My broski really cock-blocked me today by not calling me back in due time. Matt is a real cock-block, he didn't give me a phone number to a potential customer in time! Richards can be a real cock-block at times, he never includes me in his important stories! My brosef was not answering my text messages--he was acting like a real cock-blocking son of a bitch!
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To prevent a chicken from entering a dwelling
Person 1: Dude, why cant my chicken enter your house
Person 2: I totally cock blocked it
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When someone blocks you from scoring with a chick. Literally blocking your cock from going into her pussy.
I wanted to go on a trip with my friends but i had a girlfriend. It was a trip to Amsterdam and i told my girlfriend nothing was going to happen and I would be faithful. My friend, Alex Barnett, went ahead and told her I wasn't going to be faithful. She went on a break with me. " He cock blocked me"
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1) What always happens to Timothy Nee.
2) What is done to Tim.
3) What Tim does to himself.
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when some fag ruins your game wit a female. . sometimes done intentionally
When your bouts to get your dick sucked right. . and your boy drunk as fuck comes in a sits next to you to talk about this hoe he was spittin at
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When a guy and girl friend of yours are piss drunk and you determine they shouldn't do anything that involves their genitals, because 1) she's too drunk and horny and she really is a good girl, 2) he's got a girlfriend in another state who he wants to be loyal to when he's sober, 3) the girl just denied you (doesnt help that you're sober) so you dont want him gettin any, and 4) condoms will probably not be used. Just let the fuckers engage in spooning for a couple hours.
Man I hada cockblock my friend cause I know the girl he's with, and she's a good girl and doesn't deserve gettin knocked up or anything.
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