oh come on

A phrase. Used in reaction to someone or something disappointing/annoying you. Clearly expresses such emotions.

We the ref of a game clearly miss calls a penalty.

"Oh Come On!?"

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THE FOG IS COMING

The fog will consume us all

Jake- Bro the fog is coming
John- the fog will consume you, foolish mortal. Do not resist

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Come Together

An awesome, mind blowing song by the Beatles, a British rock band that changed the world as we know it.

Also covered by Aerosmith, another freaking awesome group.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear Aerosmith's cover of Come Together, the Beatles song?
Girl 1: Yeah, it so rawked my socks off!

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tuesday is coming

Did you bring your coat?

From "Rejected Cartoons" by Don Hertzfeldt.

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come up

A bargain, or a found item that is of value to the finder.

"One man's trash, that's another man's come up." - from Thrift Shop by Macklemore

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Come Through

To come over

Who's all there? Ok, I'm coming through.
Is it cool if I come through for some drinks?

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The Second Coming

After you've taken a shit and are ready to leave the bathroom, you are struck with a crucifixion of your internal organs causing you to shit a second time and repeat the pooping process over again.

"I was about to leave the bathroom when all the sudden The Second Coming took place upon my bowels."

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