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For a girl with the intention of fucking a comedian gives him head.
Girl1: Did you fuck that comedian after the show last night?
Girl2: We went back to his house and all he wanted was a little comic relief.
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What happens when, after finding a new daily webcomic and spending a week reading the archives, you realise that there is no next comic, and you will have to wait 24 hours for the next one. Has been known to produce a catatonic states.
I got right into Sluggy Freelance, and started reading the old comics. 2 weeks later, I finished reading the archives. Man, I went into total comic shock. It wasn't pretty.
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P1: Hey what are these comics?
P2: They are Nicolas Comics.
P1: DAMN! Where can I get these?
P2: You can get some hot comics by mailing Nicolas Sequeira on 1424 Columbine St. #1 Denver CO 80206.
P1: Sure will do!
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Funny, humorous, laughable, hilarious; as it pertains to any online experience.
Finding the humor in an interesting entry on urbandictionary.com; "That word is dot comical!"
"War stories" from your membership in any online dating websites, so ridiculous that all you can do is laugh; i.e. "My love life is dotcomical!"
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A company that has been unable to cope with the fact that they have been collectivly owned by Stan Lee and Marvel for the past 60 years and makes that crappy Dawsons Creek rip-off Teen Titans: Outsiders book that reeks of try-hard teen melodrama.
Superman: Please let me in the Avengers!
Captain America: No way freak! Youère like Ted Kennedy with muscles!
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A chain DVD/CD store, where you can never find what you're looking for. They are located in alot of Malls, and usually charge an arm and a leg for crap that's worth about 3 bucks on amazon.com. They tend to cater to the younger generation so most CD's and movies are "new" stupid tween crap. They also sell useless novelty items and used Movies/CD's that stop working after awhile. To sum it up perfectly, this place sucks.
Manny: Yo dudes, I went to Newbury Comics looking for several Metal albums, but all I saw was Justin Bieber shit, and a bunch of Crap!! Wtf is that all about?
Bruce: That store is a rip off. I was looking at Judas Priest albums there that costed 15 bucks!!! So I ordered it online and got it much cheaper.
Jake: Whatever ya'll do, don't buy there cheap used shit. I was watchin' a DVD last night that just stopped working.
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1. you should watch DC Comics
2. Y U TRASH
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