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To carry out a conversation via a myspace comment; Usually while already talking to that same person on AIM.
Dude, i was comment talking with megan last, and she said she'd totally do me, and that was at the same time we were instant messaging!
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procrastinating by logging on to facebook and commenting on everyone's updated statuses...levels of status commenting are directly proportional to the levels of work you are procrastinating from. extreme sufferers have to have the last word on facebook!
Dude, I got no work done today because i was status commenting.
When someone says something that at first seems nice, but under further inspection is lowkey an insult.
"The people here are so quirky"
"Thanks for the backhand comment, Jessica."
One Who peruses other people's comments on facebook or MySpace.
Tony became a Comment Stalker when he read through Maggie's wall comments because he didn't believe we were still in touch.
Welcome to one of the most hideous places on the internet. People here on youtube comments have iq of room temperature. Here you'll find all sorts of people, some of them are:
1) The troll: A classic, will start flame war in replies either by stating unpopular opinions or straight up offensive shit.
2) The hungry for likes: Always comments overused shit like "wHoS wAtChInG iN 2021?!"
3) The spammer: Owns 100 different alt accounts. Keeps on copypasting links of his shitty video in replies of comments.
4) The "commenter": "Youtubers" with about 100k subs and 2k views on their videos. Try to abuse their verified checkmark by stealing comments and getting likes with goal of trying to revive their dead ass channel.
5) The bots: Will have profile pictures of thots and will spam random ass words with intention of attracting 12 year old horny kids and tricking them into clicking scam links.
If you're feeling like you have too many brain cells, head over to youtube comments to instantly lose them. Filled with idiots to the brim and bunch of people exploiting them. Still better than twitter.
The year is 2126
Guy 1: I miss the early days of internet.
Guy 2: *Shows a picture of youtube comments from that time*
Guy 1: Thanks, I no more miss it.
the act of thanking someone who uploads content on the internet by leaving abusive comments, complaining that the content isn't presented in the way you'd like it to be presented.
Idiot: "Hey DICKHEAD, your upload SUCKS! You didn't even put a tag for white.cotton.panties.with.purple.hearts.on.the.front.but.not.on.the.back on it. People like you should be handed in to the NSA and SHOT at dawn!"
Uploader: (reports idiot for comment sniping)
Idiot: (can't reply because his ass got banned).
a new person on myspace with no comments. To break one's comment virginity, one must leave a comment.
Yay, I just broke my friend's comment virginity by leaving him a comment!!!
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