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Commie Switchboard

A commie switchboard is a term used for describing an item or object that is lacking in modern day technological utilities or is poorly constructed and not well thought out.

It can also be used as a way to insult someone's intelligence and physical strength.

DESCRIPTIVE "Hey man you see that dudes car" "Yeah, thing looks like it has the integrity of a commie switchboard"
"Hey man we should rob this guy" "Bro that idea is as good as a commie switchboard"

INSULT "Dear god bro you have the mental capacity of a commie switchboard!"
"Bro you are as strong as a commie switchboard is functional!"
"You have one brain cell for every functioning commie switchboard"

by Sir crispy the 3rd February 7, 2023


commie rabbit

a great and powerful rabbit. He has the all-seeing hammer and the vengeful sicle as his marks.

"He is the Commie Rabbit. Bow down to his majesty."

by RemiHinton June 29, 2005

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dirty commie

A bad person.
Someone who does bad things.
Somebody who insults, berates, or humilaties you or someone you know. Someone whom you do not want to be associated with.
Someone who does not want to go along with what you want to do.

*Must be followed with a rousing "YEAH!" after saying it.

"Ugh, I can't stand him. He's such a dirty commie!"

"YEAH!"

by H-T September 14, 2004

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commie sauce

The change from Communism into the Russia's sauce because some fucker from in the system thought it was...

A.) A smart idea, that only they would think of.
B.) Or a way to give a hobo on thier government steps a good laugh.

A:
Guy: How 'bout we prove our supreme knowledge and try make Russia look like fuckfaces at the same time?!!
Secretary: Wouldn't that be hard? After all you're sloshed, dude!

B:
President: THE NEW Commie sauce! In a local brand-market near you! Try it and you can almost TASTE how fucking dumb our congress is!!

by Phatal May 24, 2003

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Commie-Capitalism

By 2017, Commie-Capitalism has become the entrenced, dominant political and economic system in China, Russia, Vietnam, Cuba and a few other countries who identify themselves as socialist republics or communist states. Economic growth via state-controlled capitalism is the primary feature of the dominant political/ecomonic class in these countries, not formal socialism or communism.

Soon after her retirement from decades of diplomatic duties in socialist and communist countries, she committed a faux pas by identifying them all as forms of Commie-Capitalism.

by Inbothhemispheres July 28, 2017

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commie nazi

A cross between a Nazi and a Communist

Lee is a Commie Nazi

by Jason February 5, 2004

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Commie Mask

Any bullshit piece of cloth you put over your mouth to get into lefty run establishments and do business during the Kung Flu.

This restaurant looks like it's run by a bunch of liberal Karen's. Guess we'll need to go back and grab our Commie Masks to get a table.

by Kung Flu Fighter August 16, 2020

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