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The inner compass

Aka the penis. The dictator of what makes men do the things they do.

“The inner compass led Brendan to deflower his pet alpaca, much to the the disgust of his wife”.

“Larry, a balding and overweight failing real estate agent, made the bold decision to purchase a BMW convertible. Actually it wasn’t Larry, it was his mid life middle compass”.

by The Shoebill Storker April 13, 2022


Compassion Cupcake

When your buddy is feeling down, you fill their ass with an “ample amount” of coolwhip and eat it out. Great for rainy days, it’s sure to make you feel better when you’re sad.

My buddy Rafael is looking upset today. I think I’ll give him a tasty compassion cupcake.

by xX_odie_Xx October 23, 2019


Compassing

When your erection points in the direction of the person you want to fuck.

Jeff says "That bitch got me compassing right now."
John says "Then go plunge!"

by Thy Primordial April 30, 2022


compassibility

The ability to navigate through unknown or unfamiliar surroundings with no navigational instruments.

Using his compassibility, Shelby was able to get us back to the hotel in Amsterdam.

by newbish September 24, 2007


Rumpus Compass

The supposed ability of a person to find someone with an attractive buttock by ‘sensing’ the location of said buttock in their mind.

My Rumpus Compass is telling me to go over there.

by GoingNorth June 2, 2018


pussy compass

A woman who makes major decisions, usually bad ones, thinking with her pussy (equivalent to a man who thinks with his dick)

Sarah's pussy compass is always leading her back to her ex

by Runandroll November 23, 2024


Compasser

Compasser is another way of saying yes

“Hey I heard you liked that one girl with long hair.” Compasser I do.

by sunnylikesmuwah January 8, 2022