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A psychological state in which one believes they are the best at any subject, and are the hottest shit on the earth. One who has a sheneequa complex invariably suffers from unwarranted self importance, and is indeed, not the hot shit that the presume their self to be. The word originates from the various "Sheneequas" who personify the word. If you have never encountered a sheneequa just take a trip to Detroit. The complex it self refers to when one is not actually a sheneequa, yet acts like one. Those who have this terrible condition will usually raise their voice for no apparent reason, finger snapping may follow, and some unintelligent babble. It infects 90% of the female teenage population.
Normal Person 1: "Hey were are having a party tomorrow, what kind of drinks do you guys want?"
Normal Person 2: "Dude pick up some natty and captain or something."
Women with said complex: "OH HELL NAH! I AINT DRANKIN THAT SHIT, I ONLY DRINK PATRONE! FUCK YOU GUYS IM GONE!"
Normal Person 2: "What just happened?"
Normal Person 1: "Sheneequa Complex just happened."
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Otherwise known as Little Guy Syndrome.
Small men in stature that feel that they are considered less than the average sized men who are larger in girth and height; thusly causing themselves to continually display their machisimosims in order to prove their worth and maintain an illusion of "larger than life".
That guy sure has a Napoleon Complex! He's like a "Jack Russell" terrior that thinks he's a lion.
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Used to describe someone who despite their unattractive appearance, feels as though they are the sexiest person in the room.
E.g. You know she said Ben was checking her out, she knows he is gay right? She has such a Wanda Complex.
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A psychological insecurity that leads to the murder of ancient Gods in the attempt to rid everyone of knowing you ejaculate prematurely.
Ancient God 1: Hey did you hear about Steve and his girlfriend last night?
Ancient God 2: Yeah! I heard he got off in like 2 sec-AGHH!
*Both Gods were murdered by Steve due to his Kratos Complex*
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A belief that in one way or another you are always inferior ot others, usually on a physical attribute. This prevents oen from ascending Maslow's hierarchy of needs.
He holds an inferiority complex against himself because he is 5'6".
She has an inferiority complex about her small breasts.
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A behavior demonstrated by males who are a relationship (and more often than not a new relationship). One with the Girlfriend Complex goes out of his way to insert references to his girlfriend in every facet of conversation as a way of asserting dominance over his buddies, friends, or acquaintances.
Jim, who just began a new relationship has a case of the Girlfriend Complex
Buddy: "Wow Jim, I'm liking the new TV, really nice setup you got here."
Jim:"Thanks, yea my girlfriend told me the same thing last night when we were watching a movie. But now that I think about it, I don't think she was referring to the TV."
Nelson Complex: A triad of symptoms exhibited by an otherwise relatively healthy patient. MUST be in the setting of an active pandemic. Includes A) normal vital signs B) unexplained anxiety C) an overwhelming desire to go to the hospital, despite specific "shelter-in-place" protocols. First identified in 2020 by a grizzled old paramedic in the far North.
Paramedic: "Ma,am, I understand that you want transport to the ER anyway, but there is no medical necessity present. You would be better off staying home. There is COVID everywhere in the hospital, and you would probably get exposed."
Woman: "But I'm afraid that I might go to sleep, and never wake up! Please, please take me to the ER."
Paramedic: "OK then." and suspects a case of Nelson Complex.