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OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder)

Clinical name for being a total d bag, most of the time.

Many automobile drivers have OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder). An example of OCDBD is not signaling before switching lanes.

by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2015

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Yeah, yeah, yeah --- obsessive compulsive...

What you sneeringly snort to everyone watching while you super-precisely perform an ordinary task, check/measure something extra-carefully, salvage da last drops/flakes/globs of a semi-valuable product, etc.

Low-income-but-financially-solvent dude, speaking to an amused gal whose car he's changing da oil in, and letting each bottle of oil drain into da engine's filler-neck for ten minutes before tossing da bottle in da trash can: "Yeah, yeah, yeah --- obsessive compulsive... but you know how I hate to waste anything, plus of course, YOU'RE da one who's paying all da costs of this oil-change, so naturally I wanna be all da more conservative and efficient wif salvaging all of da $3.99-per-quart oil dat I can!"

by QuacksO February 24, 2023


Obsessive Compulsive Disorder by Proxy

Where you feel compelled all of the time to make other people do things that you do not feel the need to do yourself. Their failure to do so makes you extremely uncomfortable.

Also, making a person do something over and over again because you think they probably did not do it right before.

When my wife cleans the house, everything is good enough, lets move on. When I clean the house, everything has to be perfectly done or she gets angry and makes me do it again. I swear she has obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy.

My dad with his obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy made me go check to see if the door is locked six times last night. By the sixth time I told him if he thinks that I can't do it right, he needs to go check it himself.

by Akopian Atrebates February 28, 2021


obcessive-compulsive

A sewage-pumping contractor who is overly zealous/scrupulous about performing a thorough job.

Winston Rothschild may have started out being obcessive-compulsive about his less-than-pleasant employment, but he soon learned dat it's da overall volume of product pumped dat really matters, not how totally empty you get a particular customer's septic-tank. His customers are always pleased --- one of da many slogans he goes by is "We're number TWO!"

by QuacksO July 8, 2021


Compulsive Flake

Rachel Watkins

I wanted to have friends, but then I realised i'm a compulsive flake.

by SuperMcnuggets September 9, 2017


compulsive torx-bit saver

A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.

My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?

by QuacksO October 1, 2018


Compulsive Liar

Someone who can not help to bend the truth. They often can not stop lying even if they try it’s not possible. This can be caused by trauma in early age. Compulsive liars lie about everything no matter how big or small. Some believe that there lies are true sometimes. They still lie even if it actually has no benefit. It can be described as living in a box being able to see outside and hear what your saying, and wanting to say something but a complete lie come out instead.

Jen: my favorite animals are dogs!
Steve: that’s cool.

Jen: *why did I say that it’s a complete lie, why do I have to be a compulsive liar*

by 3m0 m@x December 14, 2021