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Jamaican Press Conference

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device

Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.

by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010


Conference call voice

A condescending, moderate, tone that is used by insecure brown nose employees who believe they are better than the rest of the team. Similar to an NPR host.

Bob really turns on the conference call voice whenever the boss is on the call.

by Nobodynose2746 February 5, 2019


big boy press conference

Press conference involving a true dialogue between members of the press corp and the political individual, presumably the President. Actual unscripted questions directed toward the President without him possessing prepared responses.

There will be big boy press conference scheduled this coming week which will receive networks coverage.

by Patriot Dave July 10, 2024


Attending the Conference

A popular euphemism for drinking and partying in Las Vegas

"I’ve been working and attending the conference during my time here in Las Vegas"

by impromptuu September 9, 2021


Conference Hunter

A person who signs up to all relevant and irrelevant events and conferences for the sake of food , round-trips or hotel accommodations offered in these conferences

Most of the participants in this conference are conference hunters. They don't have much interest in the conference content. They are here for the free round-trip, accommodation, and free food

by Uncle Ali March 28, 2020


tony rotondo conference

Overpriced and underdelivering scam artists.

Oh that tony rotondo conference is like a tupperware party for dentists.

by slipperysquidlywalruseel September 29, 2021


Door conference

A meeting held by oblivious twits in a busy, public place such as a doorway, hallway, elevator or escalator exit.

"Sorry to interrupt the Door conference, I'm trying to get this patient to surgery!

by longrider700 January 30, 2015