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The “Connecticut Kiss” is the act of standing next to someone, and catching their cold or flu during the fall or winter seasons.
I was just standing there at the bus stop, and some homeless guy gave me the Connecticut Kiss...
to do something with insane intensity, or to eat something with insane intensity. Remember that chimpanzee that ate that lady's face? yeah, that's what you're about to do when you say this phrase.
Me: Dude, back the fuck up, or I'll go all Connecticut Chimp on your ass!
Asshat: Ok, you win!
Me: I haven't eaten all day, I'm about to go Connecticut Chimp on these nachos!
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When your sexual partner is giving you a rim job, you have an orgasm and shit in there mouth.
She said she wanted to do something freaky, so I suggested the Connecticut mudslide
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The fact that everyone will always hate where they live and say it is the worst. usually describes states but can be applied to schools, countries and towns. Derived from the fact that everyone born into Connecticut thinks anywhere would be better, which is in fact not true.
1. she wanted to switch highschools because she thinks hers is the worst in the world. Clearly she's been hit by the connecticut effect.
2. the activist told me he hates living in the USA and that he would be happier almost anywhere else. I see the connecticut effect.
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Connecticut College is an elite liberal arts school located in New London, CT, similar to Colby, Bates, Trinity and other NESCAC schools. Conn is generally known for its interdisciplinary studies (a.k.a. do whatever the hell you want), drama and dance, strong international program, and terrific professors. Not many people outside of the Northeast have heard of it, though it's often considered a safety for those that don't get into Ivy League schools. Despite that stigma, it's still better than most state schools, and has excellent academics.
Conn used to be ranked in the top 25 LACs during the early 2000s, however, the school has dropped off due to a presidential transition as well as a lackluster endowment (only been around since 1911 / used to be a women's college and women don't give money).
Recently the school has been on a $200 million fundraising campaign in order to beef its endowment and attract more applicants. Its acceptance rate hovers around 30%, making it one of the most selective schools in the country.
The social life is a harmonious synthesis of bros, artsy liberals, and stoners, though most people are pretty serious about academics. Nearly everyone is white, and almost half of the kids come from exclusive prep schools (Choate, Deerfield, MICDS). The girls are also pretty hot.
Not a bad place to be.
Asshole: So where are you going to school?
Conn College Student: Connecticut College.
Asshole: Cool! Go Huskies!
Conn College Student: Fuck you.
Non-asshole: So where are you going to school?
Conn College Student: Connecticut College.
Non-asshole: Word.
Conn College student: Word.
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Takeing a shit on someones car.
There goes poklemba squeezing out a connecticut steamer on that old ladys car.
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Truly one of the most horrific, painful, disgusting, despicable shootings in American history. 26 innocent people at Sandy Hook Elementary school murdered. 20 of them being kids. All of the adults murdered were women. Every kid that was murdered was 7 years old or younger. After hearing the story for the first time, you literally break down into tears crying and thinking about all the innocent little kids and teachers who were murdered. And all of the kids that DID survive the Connecticut Shooting will never be the same. They had to see real live dead bodies, blood, fear, tears, and so, SO much more hell than the average person would see in their lifetime. These poor kids are scarred for life. And imagine all of the parents, grandparents, friends, aunts, uncles, cousins, etc. who lost loved ones in this shooting. Their lives will never be the same either. Everybody across America has been shaken by this tragic occurrence that took place on 12/14/12.
Rest in Peace to the following in the Connecticut Shooting, you will NEVER be forgotten:
Charlotte Bacon - Age: 6
Daniel Barden - Age: 7
Rachel Davino - Age: 29
Olivia Engel - Age: 6
Josephine Gay - Age: 7
Ana Marquez-Greene - Age: 6
Dylan Hockley - Age: 6
Dawn Hochsprung - Age: 47
Madeleine Hsu - Age: 6
Catherine Hubbard - Age: 6
Chase Kowalski - Age: 7
Jesse Lewis - Age: 6
James Mattioli - Age: 6
Grace McDonnell - Age: 7
Anne Marie Murphy - Age: 52
Emilie Parker - Age: 6
Jack Pinto - Age: 6
Noah Pozner - Age: 6
Caroline Previdi - Age: 6
Jessica Rekos - Age: 6
Avielle Richman - Age:6
Lauren Rousseau - Age: 30
Mary Sherlach - Age: 56
Victoria Soto - Age: 27
Benjamin Wheeler - Age: 6
Allison Wyatt - Age: 6
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