console humper

Kid that is obsessed with any video game so much, that he debates which is the best one with his friends. He gets defensive about anyone ripping on his precious games. He probably makes love to his computer or XBOX.

James: Counter-Strike blows.
Frederick: What?! How can you say that!? Do you know how many people I awp with my sniper all the time! I pwn those guys! I'm the best player in that game.
James: Oh, cool... I have friends.
Frederick: I'm so lonely.
James: Get your hands out of my pants you console humper.

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Console Jacking

When you put a vibrating video game controller on your penis, therefore masturbating while feeling the vibes from the controller.

John went console jacking when he discovered that the controller vibrated when explosions were in the game.

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Console Monkey

Console players that don’t know how to operate anything over 60 FPS

I don’t know how to operate this PC.-console monkey

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console football

Console football is the term given to a style of gameplay of the game American Football. A style of gameplay in a real-life football game that would only be found in a video game version.

"Going for it" on every 4th down/extra point, regardless of obscene distances.
"Faking" every punt or fieldgoal.
Excessive use of "long bomb" plays.
"All out blitzes" on every down.

"What is this console football? They are going for it on 4th and 37?"

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console exclusive

A term Xbox fanboys use to describe a multiplatform game that's available on Xbox but not the Playstation.

Sorry you PS4 fanboys can't play Titanfall, it's a console exclusive.

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console wars

The war between consoles.
In the good old days, it was Sega Vs. Nintendo.
Now, it's Microsoft (X-Box series) Sony (Playstation series) and Nintendo.
To be honest, X-Box is a wannabe console, Nintendo's and Sony's are much better. Microsoft is a newcomer in the game bussiness. But recently, PS3 is known to be ripping of Nintendo and Microsoft by copying things like motion sensing and the X-Bow live service.

Xbots, PSTools and Nintendrones all say the console they like is the best. This starts a console wars.

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console exclusive

a practice where games get released a few months (or years) later on PC compared to Xbox, switch or playstation so unsuspecting gamers will think they have to buy a console.

horizon zero dawn is a console exclusive. now also on PC.

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