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Consume thine buttocks

A very formal way of saying ''Eat my ass, eat yo ass, eat his/her ass, etc.'', the meaning is of course based on the context or phrasing of the sentence.

Example 1:
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."

Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."

by CoffeeK_ November 26, 2018


Apex consumer

Someone or something (living being depending on animals, for example: aquatic) that can eat everyone around them but they can't be eaten by everyone around them, they're also the top consumers basically owning the food chain

Tiger is an apex consumer of the food chain

by My pronouns are plants August 8, 2023


Oxygen Consumer

Oxygen Consumer is a person that only speaks facts (aka the truth dumbass)
He can never miss and has great taste in anything possible
All the bitches want him but he is attracted to femboys just like a sigma male would do

Yo have u seen oxygen consumer?
Yeah bro he only speaks fax

by RandomGuyFrom7days February 23, 2022


Foundation Consumer Healthcare

the #1 privately-held over-the-counter (OTC) healthcare manufacturer in the United States.

Foundation Consumer Healthcare was created with the goal of building a comprehensive portfolio of over-the-counter health and wellness brands,

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023


Foundation Consumer Healthcare

a platform of over-the-counter health and wellness brands.

Foundation Consumer Healthcare buying 7 OTC brands from GSK Consumer Healthcare

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023


Consumer Self-Isolation

To get consumers to go buy things,

via the media,
corporations make individuals feel

so superior to most people

they feel disgusted of others

and stop interacting with them.

The glorification of movie stars, and the innate—it seems—cognitive bias that makes everyone think they're better than almost everyone else, help induce "consumer self-isolation".

by but for February 24, 2020


waifu consumer

Will repeatedly send anime on a discord server and when asked to stop he just says give me the hentai master rank.
Well... He achieved it but at what cost...

waifu consumer sent new waifu material did you check it out?
oh shit lemme check it *completely skips it all cause hes a normie* yeah man good stuff
oh stfu cunt you didnt read shit

by altum accountum August 26, 2020