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Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...
"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."
A very formal way of saying ''Eat my ass, eat yo ass, eat his/her ass, etc.'', the meaning is of course based on the context or phrasing of the sentence.
Example 1:
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."
Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."
A person who is easily influenced by advertising, brand loyalty programs, and consumer trends, often to their own financial or personal detriment.
A term used derogatorily to describe an individual who uncritically and obediently buys products and services, often spurred by manipulative advertising tactics and corporate strategies, without regard to the necessity, quality, or ethical implications of their consumption.
Every time a new phone model comes out, Jake camps outside the store overnight, wallet in hand, ready to trade his perfectly good current phone for the latest version—truly a good little consumer, faithfully fulfilling his role in the great corporate circle of life.
Someone or something (living being depending on animals, for example: aquatic) that can eat everyone around them but they can't be eaten by everyone around them, they're also the top consumers basically owning the food chain
Tiger is an apex consumer of the food chain
Oxygen Consumer is a person that only speaks facts (aka the truth dumbass)
He can never miss and has great taste in anything possible
All the bitches want him but he is attracted to femboys just like a sigma male would do
Yo have u seen oxygen consumer?
Yeah bro he only speaks fax
con·sum·er wear:
Something exported in large quantity's and delivered from often
sweatshop labor. Consumer wear is produced purely to increase
profit regardless of uniqueness, fit and the environment.
Example of consumer wear:
These pants are rectangular shaped because there inexpensive.
Will repeatedly send anime on a discord server and when asked to stop he just says give me the hentai master rank.
Well... He achieved it but at what cost...
waifu consumer sent new waifu material did you check it out?
oh shit lemme check it *completely skips it all cause hes a normie* yeah man good stuff
oh stfu cunt you didnt read shit