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When you poop on a MILF's chest, then have poopy sex with the breasts. Preferably having her kids watching.
I gave Stephen's mom a Jamaican Corndog while Stephen was watching, then had a long shower.
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A punishment for rapists in which involves the removal of their penis, the hollowing out of the penis cartilage and the stapling of the penis skin to the end of a broomstick, followed by sodomizing of the rapist with said device.
Did you hear about that douchbag who raped that one chick?" "Yeah, that dude should so get a chinese corndog
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A surprise sex act where, while having sex with a woman on the beach, the man pulls out, sticks his penis in the sand, and quickly shoves it back in.
I fucked my girlfriend on the beach the other day. She's been such a bitch lately I was tempted to give her a crusty corndog.
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1. A seller of Corndogs. 2. A close friend. 3. An insult that degrades a person by refering them to being a "low life" such as a "carnie". Synonomous with Mexican Corndog Vendor
Person 1: I like suguar and I like tea, but I dont like you dumbass no sire!
Person 2: Im gonna rip out your eyes and skull fuck you ya mexican corndog vendor!
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When someone engaged in anal sex allows their partner to shit on their dick and it is left to dry out and harden resembling a burnt corndog.
Neil Patrick harris got a burnt corndog from his bae.
The act of supergluing pubes to the shaft of a penis.
My wife wanted to try something new, so I offered her a furry corndog.
A sexual act involving severing the penis, deep-frying it, coating it in urine, and then shoving it inside the anus of a random passersby. highly dangerous and illegal
brad: i tried to give that hot chick from down the street the alabama corndog
stephen: dude, how are you not dead?!