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Babies conceived as a result of quarantines and staying home during the COVID-19 pandemic.
My parents got laid off during the coronavirus outbreak so they blew off some steam and made me. Yeah, I'm a coronavirus baby.
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College kids traveling around the country with $20 flights knowing that coronavirus for their demographic just means the sniffles so they aren’t risking much. Online college courses mean that they can study from anywhere
For our next stop on the Coronavirus Tour, let’s mob Florida or maybe Rhinebeck
Coronavirus Boredom is the boredom occurred because you can't do anything because there are no sports going on and everything is closed or there is no tissue paper in the bathroom when you go out
OMG I have the Coronavirus Boredom again
When the world experienced a temporary relief in weather and road conditions, as daily carbon emissions dropped globally and the air quality improved substantially for millions of people during the lockdowns.
Be they boars roaming the streets of Barcelona, bears entering homes or supermarkets in California, or beavers playing along the river bank in London, these are arguably some of the positives of the coronavirus.
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Donald Trump suggested viruses be named after the place where they originated which is why The Oval Office is now known as The Coronavirus Office.
The president will speak to reporters live from The Coronavirus Office
a entourage of nitwits who lack the intellectual ability to manage a health crisis
little johnny: Mommy is school gunna be out all year?
mom: yes honey because the coronavirus taskforce shit the bed
A coronavirus weekend day is just like every other day of the week except you don't have to pretend to be working for part of each day.
"Have a great coronavirus weekend! You're still staying home but at least you don't have to pretend to be working for part of the day, you can binge watch Westworld with a clear conscience!"