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Crank

To cry and masturbate (wank) at the same time or to use tears as lube.

Harry: What are your plans for tonight Frank?

Frank: Nothing much, probably just crank for a bit.

Harry: Nice.

by cranker123456789 July 3, 2014

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Crank

The act of vigorous masturbation whilst crying over an ex partner. (Cry-Wank)

I was so upset over Julie, I just put on my Enrique Eglasias CD and had a crank.

by Lenny734 April 3, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


crank

Crank to masterbate whilst having a shit
Cra(crap) nk (wank)

Guys i had my first crank today

by Cuzza August 12, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crank

A combination of the words "Cry" and "Wank" - Crank

My dad beat me so bad yesterday I had to have a "crank" to calm down.

It was a shame that Billy's mom died as she was so sexy. I was "cranking" all night.

I really didn't want him to, but my uncle "cranked" me off.

by YTL2000 May 20, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crank

A verb. To craftily masturbate or wank, usually in the same room as peers.

Dean: Where has Luke gone of to?
Pรฉtur: I'd say hes off having a wee crank to himself.
Dean: Ah yeah the crafty wee wanker.

by DeanCleversupid December 30, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


crank

the cramp you experience while enduring a long wank

Damn i ve been jackin for 8 hours now i have serious crank!!!

by mushroommonty June 28, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


crank

cheap meth cooked by inner city bikers and metal head as well as by inner city ethnic gangs

really crappy shit. ( _<O>_ )

by o_O/` teh fuk ? January 21, 2005

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