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The act of smashing the heads of five penises together, Usually preformed by very famous or attractive men causing an explosion of jizzim covering everyone around.
did you hear matthew mcconaughey is planing a crash gallery?
(phrase): for a heterosexual to enter an LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans) event such as a Pride parade or festival. Coined by Natasha Bedingfield in an interview about Milwaukee's Pridefest in Summer of 2008, referring to gate crashing, but the interviewer heard "gate" as "gay," which was equally appropriate.
1. There were so many men at the New Kids On the Block concert, I felt like I was gay crashing!
2. We're going to gay crash Woody's after dinner and then go to the midnight movie.
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Phrase meaning to have a spectacular failure or fall from grace. Considered to have originated from losing an aerial dogfight.
Sometimes accompanied with hand gestures and sound effects of a crashing, burning airplane.
I just asked that woman at the bar for her phone number but I crashed and burned.
She tried to tell a witty joke at the dinner party but her mother-in-law was actually born in Ireland so it crashed and burned.
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Like a bachelor's pad (a place where a man lives his bachelor lifestyle and only other bachelor's inhabit), the crash pad is a place that a person uses only to sleep. They are usually either busy or simply detest their domicile to such a degree that they will only deign to return when they simply must sleep.
Jason isn't home much. He pretty much uses the place as a crash pad.
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When some dumbass on his phone hits a duck on the A303 and swerves into the path of an oncoming lorry.
Whats the hold up?
Some dumb shit caused a car crash.
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A heartfelt "Good luck" wish.
Airplane pilot slang, dating back before WWI, but still in use.
Severeal things were considered unlucky, like having one's picture taken in the cockpit, or to be wished 'Good luck' before takeoff. As pilots are strong believers in Murphy's law (things never go as you want them to), this would most likely lead to disaster. Therefore, the natural way of wishing good luck on somebody, would be to call the worst possible thing down on their heads.
It is similar to the Luftwaffe's "hals und beinbruch" ("Break neck and legs") or the German Navy's "Mast- und Stengebruch" ("Break masts and yards"), or when actor's wish each other "Break a leg" before they go on stage.
"Tally-Ho! Bandits at four o'clock, Angels 12! Crash and burn!" (Translation: "Prepare for combat. Enemy aircraft sighted on starbord side, slightly from behind, at 12.000 feet. Good luck!")
"So you got yourself a mahogany Spitfire? Doing bumph? Well, crash and burn, old chap!" ("So you got a ground job at a desk, filling out papers? (presumably away from the front line) Good luck, mate!")
"You finally got a date with her? Well, Crash and burn!"
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Youtube channel with videos that get most of their view counts from those who have exams in the next 6 hours.
On a crash course video comment section: "who else has s test today?" with over 600 likes.
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