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A character on the television show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". An old high school classmate of the gang named Matthew Mara who was made fun of for his leg braces. He eventually becomes homeless as a result of the gang's antics. He has a crush on Sweet Dee is is often tormented by Dennis and Mac (e.g. - teabagging). On "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters", the two hunt Cricket as a form of game.
Mac: "You wanna teabag Rickety Cricket?"
Dennis: "Nah, we've been doing that since high school."
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When double teaming a woman, the two penises rub against each other vigorously but both men secretly enjoy it while never speaking of it.
Chris and Kyle were going to town on Tonia but neither would admit that the Silent Cricket was just as enjoyable.
A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack. -Adam Middleboro Ma
Who havent you slept with ya dang mud cricket
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A chirping smoke detector that needs a battery changed.
A constant reminder you're poor.
You ghetto cricket is hungry for a new nine volt lunch
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Bloomer Crickets are slang for Pubic Lice Infestation. Also called "crabs," pubic lice are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.
Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.
Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.
Signs and symptoms of Bloomer Crickets include:
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice
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Crabs, Vagina Bugs, Form of STD for women
The Girl has Peach Crickets.
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Genital crabs transferred to a mustache or beard
Dude has lip crickets in his stash