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who knows, probably a fatty-ass crock pot of shit. Danny Oskam uses it sometimes. Its pretty funny when said in a british accent, or a scottish/irish accent.
this socccer practice is a crock of shit.
you want some of this you crock of shit?
atrevete a pelear conmigo you crock of shit!
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an extremely hard punch delivered to the crotch area by and to a drunk.
"Dude did you see that? That guy just got Crock punched. Haha ya he wont be getting up from that."
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a woman who is a "slow cooker," has to process "stew" her anger over a long period of time before she will express it to her mate
Bob: Why the long face, Herman?
Herman: My wife's a crock pot.
Bob: She found out you blew the tax return on your new Harley, huh?
Herman: Yep, now I've got to wait three days before I hear, "We've got to talk."
Bob: Yowza! Hey, since you've got three days, let's go to Vegas.
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when a girls pussy is so hot your dick feels like it is on fire.
i fucked my girl last night and she had a crock pot
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When you’re waiting to make a bowel movement until the movement will express all the the waste entirely.
I kind of have to poop, but I’m crock potting it until it’s fully ready.
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laughing so hard you can't type, text, or talk and you lose control of all bodily functions.
OMG that YouTube video was so hilarious I was crocked out!!! That video crocked me out really bad!!
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a person who prevents others from purchasing the horrific popular crock shoes
i totally crock blocked katie from buying pink crocks today!
everyone says a cock block is bad, and i say a crock block is good!
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