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Noun: A (Bio/Cis) Woman that has particularly delusional standards for relationship partner and is high maintenance.
Hoeflation is so high all I can find are Croissants
Croissant is an Austrian and non-French pastry made from a specific puff pastry dough, croissant dough, which contains yeast and a large proportion of butter. It is common to eat a croissant at breakfast. Nevertheless French croissants have the reputation of being the best in the world.
Every morning, I wake up early to buy a croissant and a French baguette at the French bakery. C'est si bon ! J'adore les croissants ! 🥐
Carl Wheezer Loves them!
"Um yes, Are you gonna finish that qausaunt"
croissant
The true presentation of the French boulangerie pâtisseries, showing a masterpiece of flour, butter, eggs, sugar, and an M45 nuclear missile.
"hon hon hon, I eat the baguette and the croissant, hon hon hon ! Jacques hammer !"
When you fold your girl in half, cover her in butter, and give her that sloppy
“I was so hungry and horny I had to give my girl that sloppy croissant”
When you slather her in butter, fold her in half and give her that ol sloppy
“I was so horny and hungry I had to give her a sloppy croissant”
When your flaccid dong is half way wrapped around your balls like your wrapping them up
Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook up” a German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks