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Croissant

Noun: A (Bio/Cis) Woman that has particularly delusional standards for relationship partner and is high maintenance.

Hoeflation is so high all I can find are Croissants

by Night-stix December 03, 2023


Croissant

Croissant is an Austrian and non-French pastry made from a specific puff pastry dough, croissant dough, which contains yeast and a large proportion of butter. It is common to eat a croissant at breakfast. Nevertheless French croissants have the reputation of being the best in the world.

Every morning, I wake up early to buy a croissant and a French baguette at the French bakery. C'est si bon ! J'adore les croissants ! 🥐

by eryn_jenner January 09, 2019


Croissant

Carl Wheezer Loves them!

"Um yes, Are you gonna finish that qausaunt"

croissant

by dell lo September 14, 2020


Croissant

The true presentation of the French boulangerie pâtisseries, showing a masterpiece of flour, butter, eggs, sugar, and an M45 nuclear missile.

"hon hon hon, I eat the baguette and the croissant, hon hon hon ! Jacques hammer !"

by Charleuhhhhhh December 24, 2023


Sloppy croissant

When you fold your girl in half, cover her in butter, and give her that sloppy

“I was so hungry and horny I had to give my girl that sloppy croissant

by Croissantlover69420 February 05, 2025


Sloppy croissant

When you slather her in butter, fold her in half and give her that ol sloppy

“I was so horny and hungry I had to give her a sloppy croissant

by Croissantlover69420 February 05, 2025


german croissant

When your flaccid dong is half way wrapped around your balls like your wrapping them up

Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook upa German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks

by Tyler crock August 01, 2018