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People who you run with. Everyone on a Cross Country Team is family.
I love my Cross Country Team so much! They are like family to me.
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Cross country is a sport that if you run it, you must be down with being gay (in a joking way) by doing things such as: showering with another guy, jerking off with other dudes, and running with 90% of your body exposed. Anyone who is successful in running has done acid or another kind of psychedelic drug. Runners are the most insane, amazing people you will ever meet and often times will be nominated class clown, and will go to jail for grand theft or shoplifting.
Person 1: “dude that kid Bobby is fucking insane”
Person 2: “yeah, it’s because he’s a cross country runner”
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Homoerotic teenagers who take their shirts off to run with their teachers (or coach). Often like to pee together, calling it a "Group Pee." In the morning, they shower together; at night, they eat pasta at a big round table.
The boys like to wear tiny shorts and touch each other. They have a love child from North Carolina named Mansa.
The girls are really flexible. One of them is in a relationship with an older rich man. One of them likes a River Hill boy. All of them could get their coach fired.
WARNING: There are multiple runners with hyperhidrosis on the team.
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1# Did you see those gay shirtless people running past us singing "I want it that way?"
2# Yeah man, That was the reservoir cross country team on their easy run.
B.
1#. Why were those girls "cat-cowing" at the start line?
2#. It's the Reservoir Cross country team! That what they do!
Skeezing on a girl from a considerable distance (out of ejaculation range at least) and preferrably via text messaging.
Eric: "See dat hood rat up da street?"
Travis: "Oh yea, I been cross-country skeezing on her fo sho."
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1. Derogatory term used to describe cross country runners. Most people called this are actually surprisingly popular at school.
2. Someone who lives for no other reason than to be on the xc team.
3. A phrase that is considered rude to say unless you self-identify as one.
4. Also see: trackie
That cross country geek runs 8 miles a day.
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The biggest pussy sport on Earth, Cross Country is based solely on the principle of running away faster than anyone else. It is a sport engineered specifically for anyone who can't hit, score, or defend. Called X-Country by some enormous douche bags, participants are classified by their skinny builds and arrogant attitudes. They believe themselves to be the "toughest" athletes, despite the crippling effect a strained muscle, cramp, or bruise has on them.
"Erin bruised his toe, looks like he can't participate in any Cross Country events for six decades."
"Don't mind his cockiness, he's in Cross Country. I'll go back later and use the real athleticism I've learned from hockey and football to kick his ass."
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1. Derogatory term used to describe cross country runners. Most people called this are actually surprisingly popular at school.
2. Someone who lives for no other reason than to be on the xc team.
3. Also used to describe any sort of distance runner, including those on the track team.
See: trackie.
Cross country geeks are not (completely) crazy.
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