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an inside joke about Wilde men and poets. ie crouching tiger, hidden oscar <meyer weinner>.
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Oscar Wilde, my favorite poof author in the world. Why he's hidden, I dont know.
Lookin for love in all the wrong poets (no I wouldn't know Liz, and I do not have past experience with them. Pervert!If anyone its you and old Professor Muldoon!)
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When two Asians are in the 69 position. As the female performs fellatio, she pauses for a moment, grabs the male's penis and strategically stretches the penis and places it between her partner's butt cheeks to ensure that it cannot swing back into its correct position, therefore hiding the dragon. The male, perplexed at the current situation, quickly gets up into couching tiger position and ejaculates on his bum.
"Me and my bitch were 69-ing last night and she gave me a reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon. It was a sticky situation."
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Something you'll definitely don't want to see on a wall while walking down a road on a late night.
A: Hey, why is there "Press shift to run, press ctrl to crouch" on that wall over there?
B: Oh god no-
When you're about to cum when doing a chick from behind, pull out, drool on her back a little to make her think you jizzed, she turns around and you blast her in the face.
She wasn't ready for it when I gave her the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Fountain.
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The act or manuever of using two hands to hold a mouse whilst selecting an option that will cause catastrophic failure if misclicked by a fracton of an inch.
Careful! Use the crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster move to delete that system file!!!
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A Summer itch ,in the area where your balls are hanging and rubbing against
After five minutes in the pool i got scratchy crouch for the entire spring break.
I am going to get some cream for mine scratchy crouch