When you go on a "booty call" and promptly leave to go camping
Pete: "So we are going to go camping today?"
Mark: "I'm going to try and go for a Dip N' Crump"
Pete: "OK you fianut"
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A absolute moron who sucks balls at six siege
You:Your so bad
Friend:No i dont
You:Your lbeing a Charlie Edward Crump
premature death ultimately scummy waste of flesh
Burnt out on meth, suicidal, sohrary crump lericon existence, antisocial cry baby
Humping so fast and coordinatedly that it looks like you're crumping using your lower half
Mary and her dance instructer were lower body crumping all night long, much to the dismay of her neighbours.
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The dance you perform when you think you have bought into the bottom of the market, only to see the Dow drop below 7,000.
I was doing the crump 'n' dump when I saw the market tank right after I bought in.
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once once has made a public spectacle of one's self extra ignorant of the underpinning of the interweb certain inconvenient definitions begin to self propagate not much unlike alien mold
trying to remove any rebound harry crump Ler definitioning from urban dictionary will re-trigger the streisand effect
When you have all diseases known to mankind such as: aids, poverty, foreign accent syndrome and ligma
Person: Yo its Hoang he's got crumps
DJ Domalaon: Yeah man he's got crumps fr