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An expulsion of feces, usually requiring great effort, that is of above average size, usually girth.
Do you have a plunger? I just took a monster crunch.
When you smash your meat in the door to assert dominance
Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"
Intensely thinking about something obsessively and/or endlessly.
I laid awake in bed for 5 hours last night brain crunching about an idea for my Youtube channel.
instead of clapping in english class u say crunch snap
Mike: *says good poem*
Gianna: WOW CRUNCH SNAP
Resultant loss of trillions due to the
dubious activities of a bunch of
" Cowboys " .
Where has all my hard earned investment money gone ?
Down a black hole I,m afraid ! -
It,s happened since The Vile Crunch
hit town ! .
1. to deficate with great intensity
"John won the bet by eating 5 lbs of cheese, but he spend 3 sweaty hours crunching a grumpy."
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When you sit up-right, and crunch your stomach in, like you were doing a vertical sit-up. You do this repeatedly so that the food from your stomach goes down into your intestine, and you can eat more.
This is very helpful during eating competitions, and when you don't want to offend people at dinner. You can do it very subtly if you are good.
Dude, that guy dropped three stakes on my plate, what am I gonna do?
Don't sweat it man. Just work em out with the Polynesian crunch!
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