An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.
"I tell you, boy. That wench Vicky gave me a right Cornish cruncher last night. Lovely jubbly..."
A word to describe a usually typical white make or female because they don’t have much taste in food.
That ratchet slut was also a damn cornstarch cruncher not even seasoning her food.
The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family
Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly
A derogatory term that originated in the 1930's Australian depression, referring to unemployed people in line for the free food van.
"Oi look at that povo Pie cruncher, cunt can't get his own chow"
a guy who goes with as many many women as he can, so he can brag he had more than you.
numbers cruncher-a guy brags he's had 1000 girls, more than you, but would you want some of them?
The gay version of a muff cruncher
"He's such a male cruncher."
"Excuse me a what?"
"Idk check urban dictionary"
*checks urban dictionary* *only finds muff cruncher*
"It's like that but gay"
A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!