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Stamford, CT

Stamford is overrated. Yeah, low crime and all, but there's no affordable housing for sale, traffic is horrendous, Metro-North fees keep going up, public school kids are stupid, downtown is a concrete jungle... I do love the beaches - you can sit down on the sand, close your eyes and listen to the Hondurans playing their Spanish music. Almost feels like you're in the Caribbean. Then take a swim, read a book and start the journey home, still smelling the salt air as you cruise down Shippan Avenue. Man, you was wrong. Stamford's the shit! You've got the mall, the library, the new Target and low crime! And diversity! And the library has a Starbucks. I'm sold.

Q: "So, where are you from?"
A: "I'm from Stamford."
Q: "So what's it like living in California?"
A: "No you fucknut. I said Stamford, not University of Beijing at Palo Alto."
Q: "I don't get it."

by Nutmegger April 2, 2005

151๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


Weston, CT

Weston is a place where everything goes right. It is a small town, with one center and one school for each age group. The girls are all HOT and the boys are HOT. It is a really nice town with one of the best school districts in the state.

Hey wanna go to town in Weston, CT?
Sure.
So would you like the hardware store, the post office, the pharmacy, the market, or the Lunch Box.
Is that it?
Yup.
Umm how about we head into Westport?

by Weston girl September 5, 2011

26๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rockville Ct

The Crack infested Alchoholic side of Vernon where whatever drug you want you can get. The best place in the world to party. A place where drunk punks once ruled the world.

Landmarks:
Henry park
Rhs
Spring Street
High Street
Cottage Street
The Foundation

The quarry

TCBC

Reilly: Where we goin to get drunk tonite
Travis: Lets go to my house and get trashed on the roof.
Matt: I love rockville ct

by TCBC r.i.p October 17, 2009

28๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Somers, CT

The small town in Connecticut where there is not much to do but hang out with friends. there is a lot of drama revolving around the high school anywhere from teacher teacher lesbian love to the classic teen girl drama. but if you come to somers be careful you may be stalked by Tyler J.

"I'm TJA in Somers, CT and going to park in your drive and I will do anything for you even cry over you having a boyfriend

by somerskid March 9, 2011

30๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


berlin, ct

a small town in the center of Connecticut. A lot of the kids are rich, which leads to lots of alcohol and drugs. no one knows how to keep secrets, and a lot of backstabbing and gossip goes on.

"do you still talk to those girls from berlin?"

"hell no, if i tell them anything, the whole town knows"

by anonymous March 8, 2005

91๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Colchester, CT

A town in Connecticut. The part where all the shops are is small and you could basically walk from the highschool to CVS in 45 minutes at a slow pace. A pretty boring town most of the time, the only excitement is the town Carnival in late May/early June. Colchester is more of a town for older folks and younger children. Sort of a Suburban/Rural town depending on where you are.

"Colchester, CT sucks. There's absolutely nothing to do here."

by AnenomesWithFish December 30, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sherman, CT

Sherman, Connecticut is the northernmost and least populated town in Fairfield County. It has been named "The Best Small Town In Connecticut" many times. Celebrities such as Derek Jeter of the NY Yankees and the CEO of Disney have weekend houses there. There's only one public school, and students have to go elsewhere for high school. The town is on Candlewood Lake, which is a large man-made lake, and the Appalachian Mountains also run through the town.

Hey, are you going up to Sherman, CT for the weekend?

by anon123481048157 March 28, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž