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Staring/watching in a creepy, pervish way for way too long; acting like a pathetic cheesy romance vampire
Noun ~ Stop being such an Edward Cullen!
Verb ~ Why are you Edward Cullen-ing me?
a fictional vampire that makes pretty much every girl ages 12-21 wet whenever his name comes up.
the main male protagonist of the very overrated twilight series
Annoying girl: OMG Edward Cullen is so hott, stephenie meyer is so awesome lolol!!!!
Random Dude: Oh jesus, thats the 17th girl that ive heard babbling about edward in the last hour
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the biggest, ugliest, constipated-looking, non-homosapian to ever be alive. he just needs to get stabbed with a wooden cross and burn in a pit of lava
edward cullen is gayyyy!!!!!
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Ridiculisly storng and muscular vampire, belonging to the Olympic Coven(lives in the olympic peninsula of WA)Created by Dr. Carlisle Cullen.Joker, Intense
family:Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Edward Cullen, Bella Cullen, Dr. Carslisle Cullen, Esme Cullen.
Wife: Roselie Cullen
Character in Books, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn,
Played By Kellan Lutz in the movie 'Twilight'
Bella"lets make a bet i win and you stop making jokes about my sex life"
Emmett" Ok but if i win be prepared for it to get MUCH worse"
Bella"Deal"
Emmett " Do you know how many houses rose and i broke"
Bella" 1, 2 ,"
Emmett" 3"
bella sits for a minute while emmett strugles to push her arm to the side, she gets bored with the monotony and pushes his arm into the rock so hard it (the rock) breaks. Emmett Cullen Walks away from the arm wreslte dejeted and demands a rematch
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the act of freaking out when a joke is made about your girlfriend and leaving your friends in the middle of the night because you can not control your feelings
"Dude the biggest Cullen-freakout happened yesterday. He got pissed about his girlfriend and had his dad pick him up ay 4 oclock in the morning."
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The love interest in Stephenie Meyer's terribly written Twilight "Saga". Edward Cullen has bronze hair at first, but it changes severl times in the books. He's also sparkly, a vampire who doesn't actually drink human blood, and falls in love with the main character Bella, a Mary-Sue if there ever was one. Also the cause of a strange phenomenon I like to call the "Edward Cullen Complex" that causes young men to become wildly insecure because of a fictional character. They may gripe about girls having too high of standards, write lengthy bitter definitions of Edward on Urban Dictionary, and never get laid because of their insecurity.
These are typically the same young boys who look at Maxim, Blender and other trashy magazines, and compare women with the models in them-yet they somehow think being compared to Edward Cullen is unfair. Cute.
Girl "Edward Cullen is sooo hot!"
Guy "It's not fair you expect me to be Edward!"
Girl "It's not fair you expect me to be Brooke Burke."
Guy "I still hate Edward Cullen."
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a vampire in the twilight series by stephanie meyer. waaaay hotter then edward, and edward is pretty much amazing all around(;
lives with carlisle, esme, edward and alice cullen, and also with rosalie and jasper hale.
rosalie is his soul mate.
emmett cullen is definitely better then edward. sorry(:
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